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ZERO OF THE YEAR CONTEST CONTINUES !
 
Introducing
Armidger Clementine
Our second contenstant, Armidger Clementine, is a gelatinous fembot From Tokyo, Montana
Qualifications:

+ Over 1200 B films to his credit

+ Born underwater to a French hillwoman

+ Squandered family fortune on gongs

+ Claimed to be a gong, made gong sounds

+ Periodic convulsing enema trick award winner

+ Dragged by a camel across Africa (2 years)

+ Mixed meat with Vodka for a Carlos Martini

+ Passed away years ago, NEWC condolences

+ Revived for the NEWC by our research department (bravo!)

+ Featured in upcoming NEWC Special on gongs

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Armidger Clementine chokes on rags

Live: Online Chat with Sog Wilsona !
 
Olive> Sog, are you burnt or what?
Sog   > Jedi Knight, man
Olive> Why should I vote for you for Zero of the Year
Sog   > dude, my whole deal is different than other dudes, ya know?
Olive> Tell me about your enchilada fetish?
Sog   > Enchilada's are the shit, man. Even tuna or bacon Enchiladas.
Olive> Ya, but why do you wear enchiladas as chonies?
 
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