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the Zero Annual - #2

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ZERO OF THE YEAR CONTINUES!
 
Introducing
Trans Du Londe
 
Our second contenstant is a movie-class Zero
from LePlet, France
Qualifications:

+ over 3 B films to his credit

+ Born underwater to a French hillwoman

+ Passed away years ago, NEWC condolences

+ Revived for the NEWC by our research department

+ Claimed to be a gong, made gong sounds

+ Periodic convulsing enima trick award winner

+ Dragged by a camel across Africa (2 yrs)

+ Mixed meat with Vodka for a "Carlos Martini"

+ Was never considered a fine actor at any time, under any circumstances

+ Featured in upcoming NEWC special on gongs

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Trans beats the gong in the afterlife

Live: Online Chat with Sog Wilsona !
 
Loaded> your movies are ridiculous?
Trans   > Thank you. Thank you very much.
Loaded> your pretty ugly - hey were you really dead?
Trans   > I'm not dead?
Loaded> No, I mean you were dead, and then came back?
Trans   > I'm just staying over here with these NEWC guys for now
Loaded> Ya, but what about being dead and all that?