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In This Issue:
NEWC Premier Issue
Volume 1, Number1
Q1 2003

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Grandma's Head Stacks Up to Rigorous Scientific Testing
 
Headline: Palm Tree Goes to Harvard
 
Zero of the Year Contest Begins!
ZOY Contestant #1: Sog Wilsona
 
Fine Cuisine Recipies & Reviews:
Blackened Sea Skinnies
 
Let NEWC Cure What Ails You:
Genital Sliver Remedy
 
Club Dates, Theater, Horrorscopes
 
Music News & Reviews
Herbie Hancock and Kraftmatic Adjustable Bed
 
"Tishmandu"
 
What's your problem?
 
Introducing the Chamberlain Beverage Guide Series
 
Science through the NEWC lens
 
Introducing the Glen Campbell series
 
From ridiculous to sublime. You find the line.

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