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ZERO OF THE YEAR CONTEST BEGINS !
 
Introducing
Sog Wilsona
 
Our first contenstant, Sog Wilsona, is a Zero-Savant From Leon County, Arkansas
Qualifications:

+ Arrested for Snorting Enchilada's

+ Wears Enchilada Undergarments

+ Eats Parchment Paper Enchilada's

+ Collects Fats and Oils in Paper Bags

+ Generates Own Power by Chewing Foil

+ Pours Liquids Through Ears

+ Head Caught in a Vending Machine

+ Private Parts Caught in a Sewer Grates

+ Hair Burned Off in Kitchen Accident

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Sog sorts Seeds and Stems on Mondays
Live: Online Chat with Sog Wilsona !
 
Olive> Sog, are you burnt or what?
Sog   > Jedi Knight, man
Olive> Why should I vote for you for Zero of the Year
Sog   > dude, my whole deal is different than other dudes, ya know?
Olive> Tell me about your enchilada fetish?
Sog   > Enchilada's are the shit, man. Even tuna or bacon Enchiladas.
Olive> Ya, but why do you wear enchiladas as chonies?
 
Click here for the ZOY Contestants List