Product: Sweet Cluck
Description: Bitter grass, hint of marmalade, burnt rubber. Perfect for sports outing. Superb with canned fish, leather clothes, soft hands.
Description: Shrimp Chardanay. Shrimp, brine, oak, butter.Robusto. Solid with a bullet. Excellent with yams, eggs. Not for first date, frivolous hearts.
Description: Clove, gamy foul, toasted olive, raisin overtones. Derived from hemp. Swallow with big gulps. Glittery finish. Best if drank in morning, left uncorked.
Product: Elvis Limited
Winery: Varsity Hair Club
Description: Whiskey overtones, cigarette bouquet, hint of metal. Use as bath oil or dinner drink. Lubricant, laxative. Stinks, but packs a wallop.
Winery: Brool Mortuary
Description: The Brool Mortuary has released this years bin of Griswald. True to form, this years bottling is dry as talc, but brings on that old familiar cross-eyed sweat soon enough. Brool refuses to disclose what Griswald is, but at this years discount price, who cares!
Product: Cabernoil Sauvanees
Winery: Out Back
Origin: So. Dakota
Description: Soil, cheese and Cabernet Sauvignon. Gala flavors add value to home cheeses, candywine and dinnerbreads. Wide open but cagey.
Product: Strewn Chimpee
Winery: Numnum Uya Num
Description: Animal flesh, fresh peach, pinenuts. Blood comes to the pallet. Swish and savor. Mix with chutney and Galeano and pass through fire - voila !Gonzalez Martini !
Winery: Porto do luno
Description: Half white, half red. INtensly bitter, acrid. If you can stand it, water it down and drink with fever beans and habenero pepers. Wow! she'd right !
Description: Fine wine bullion cubes. Perfect for travel. Immensly popular in Africa, meakes North American debut this fall. Mix with hundreds of liquids for an array of concoctions.
Product: Simas Kudirka
Winery: Jubda Lung
Description: In memory of the famous Russian defector. Light, bright. Right with Sprite for a tight night's delight.